If You Can Read This - I'm Hiding Candle Apothecary Jar 9oz
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If You Can Read This, I’m Hiding
Because sometimes you just need a little space — and maybe a locked door. If You Can Read This, I’m Hiding is your lighthearted way to say “please not right now.” Wrapped in the flowing botanical elegance of our Serenity Flow Leaves in Aegean Green, this 9oz Apothecary Candle brings calm to the chaos with its soft glow and quiet charm. Light it for alone time, deep breaths, or as a passive-aggressive gift (we won’t tell).
DESCRIPTION
• Wax: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wax Amount: 9 ounces
• Material: Hand-poured soy blended wax, cotton wick; transparent glass vessel, matte finish label
• Lid Color: Gold
• Burn Time: Approx. 50 hours
• Product Size – Jar: Neck diameter: 2.6875" | Base diameter: 3" | Height: 3.625"
• Made in the USA
AVAILABLE FRAGRANCES:
• Fragrance-Free
Pure and simple, perfect for scent-sensitive spaces or clean minimalists.
• Blackberry Vanilla
A sweet and comforting blend of juicy blackberry and warm vanilla.
• Lavender + Sage
A calming herbal mix with relaxing lavender and grounding sage.
• Lemon Verbena
Bright, citrusy, and refreshing with just the right touch of zest.
• Oakmoss + Amber
Earthy and elegant, with rich amber tones and a subtle woodsy vibe.
• Ocean Breeze
Clean and airy, like fresh laundry drying near the sea.
• Orange Creamsicle
Nostalgic and fun, with creamy vanilla and sweet orange citrus.
• Spiced Oat Milk
Cozy and modern, with a soft, spiced warmth that feels like home.
Before Lighting
• Trim cotton wicks to 1/4", and wood wicks to 1/8"–3/16"
• Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times
While Burning
• Keep within sight
• Keep away from flammable objects
• Keep away from children and pets
Always follow candle safety guidelines.
Disclaimer:
Every fragrance oil we offer is phthalate-free and made without ingredients found on California’s Proposition 65 list.
Additionally, our fragrances avoid these 5 main hazard groups:
Carcinogens: Materials known or thought to cause cancer
Mutagens: Materials that alter DNA and may cause disease
Reproductive toxins: Toxins that affect reproductive health
Organ toxins: Substances that may harm specific bodily organs
Acute toxins: Harmful after a single exposure (e.g., ingestion or spillage)
Because sometimes you just need a little space — and maybe a locked door. If You Can Read This, I’m Hiding is your lighthearted way to say “please not right now.” Wrapped in the flowing botanical elegance of our Serenity Flow Leaves in Aegean Green, this 9oz Apothecary Candle brings calm to the chaos with its soft glow and quiet charm. Light it for alone time, deep breaths, or as a passive-aggressive gift (we won’t tell).
DESCRIPTION
• Wax: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wax Amount: 9 ounces
• Material: Hand-poured soy blended wax, cotton wick; transparent glass vessel, matte finish label
• Lid Color: Gold
• Burn Time: Approx. 50 hours
• Product Size – Jar: Neck diameter: 2.6875" | Base diameter: 3" | Height: 3.625"
• Made in the USA
AVAILABLE FRAGRANCES:
• Fragrance-Free
Pure and simple, perfect for scent-sensitive spaces or clean minimalists.
• Blackberry Vanilla
A sweet and comforting blend of juicy blackberry and warm vanilla.
• Lavender + Sage
A calming herbal mix with relaxing lavender and grounding sage.
• Lemon Verbena
Bright, citrusy, and refreshing with just the right touch of zest.
• Oakmoss + Amber
Earthy and elegant, with rich amber tones and a subtle woodsy vibe.
• Ocean Breeze
Clean and airy, like fresh laundry drying near the sea.
• Orange Creamsicle
Nostalgic and fun, with creamy vanilla and sweet orange citrus.
• Spiced Oat Milk
Cozy and modern, with a soft, spiced warmth that feels like home.
Before Lighting
• Trim cotton wicks to 1/4", and wood wicks to 1/8"–3/16"
• Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times
While Burning
• Keep within sight
• Keep away from flammable objects
• Keep away from children and pets
Always follow candle safety guidelines.
Disclaimer:
Every fragrance oil we offer is phthalate-free and made without ingredients found on California’s Proposition 65 list.
Additionally, our fragrances avoid these 5 main hazard groups:
Carcinogens: Materials known or thought to cause cancer
Mutagens: Materials that alter DNA and may cause disease
Reproductive toxins: Toxins that affect reproductive health
Organ toxins: Substances that may harm specific bodily organs
Acute toxins: Harmful after a single exposure (e.g., ingestion or spillage)
